I think I was about 4 years old when I heard the first joke I understood: What would you have if everybody bought a pink car? A pink carnation. From there I rapidly evolved to the more sophisticated stuff: What paper do cows read? The Daily Moos. Hysterical stuff, I thought, and was stunned when my parents didn't wholeheartedly agree.


So here are a dozen jokes made up by kids (submitted by their folks). Do they make sense? Well, not everyone. But a one or two...well, don't be surprised if you hear them on the radio Monday morning. Right after I finish looking over the latest edition of The Daily Moos.