Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Robert Pattinson Offered Six Figures to Let Girls Go Wild All Over Him
Douchebag extraordinaire Joe Francis, the founder of 'Girls Gone Wild,' took an innocuous mention of his scantily-clad lady franchise uttered by 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson and ran with it -- offering the sparkly vampire $100,000 to appear in one of his videos.
Presumably wit…
Presumably wit…
Lindsay Lohan Calls Off Her Interview With Barbara Walters
Lindsay Lohan will sadly not be amusing us via a one-on-one interview with ABC's Barbara Walters as planned, because for some reason all the network wants to talk about is how much of a trainwreck LiLo is.
UNPOSSIBLE.
UNPOSSIBLE.
It’s Come to This: Lindsay Lohan Is Selling Off Her Used Clothes to Raise Money
We're guessing the cash flow situation for Lindsay Lohan is pretty dire, since she recently dispatched younger sister Ali to sell off her used clothing, shoes and accessories, presumably to raise money for her enormous tax bill.
Alms for the poor ... alms for the poor ...
Alms for the poor ... alms for the poor ...
John Travolta + Olivia Newton-John Reunite for Christmas [VIDEO]
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, that dynamic duo from 'Grease,' have joined forces to assault your ears and ruin all your Christmas cheer with their holiday themed song, 'I Think You Might Like It.'
Spoiler alert: We didn't.
Spoiler alert: We didn't.
Anderson Cooper Rocks an Eye Patch After Temporarily Blinding Himself [VIDEO]
On the sadly soon-to-be-canceled 'Anderson Live,' host Anderson Cooper discussed losing his eyesight for a whole 36 hours last week while filming a segment for '60 Minutes.'
Where we we when this was happening? We missed the opportunity to walk into Anderson Cooper's hands an…
Where we we when this was happening? We missed the opportunity to walk into Anderson Cooper's hands an…
StarDust: We’re So Old We Remember When Eddie Murphy Was Funny + More
- Eddie Murphy is the most overpaid actor in Hollywood. Quelle surprise.
Turns Out the Woman Marrying a Cardboard Robert Pattinson Isn’t Totally Clinical After All
Marrying a cardboard likeness of Edward Cullen might not be as crazy as it sounds. Okay, it's kind of crazy, but not in the “I want to give birth like Bella and have my husband bite my baby's umbilical cord off with his teeth” crazy.
Ashton Kutcher Is Steve Jobs and It’s Actually Kinda Terrifying
Yes, Ashton Kutcher will still be starring as Steve Jobs in the biopic tentatively titled 'jOBS,' and yes, we still think they should consider changing the name.
Maybe 'iJobs.' Or 'Steve iJobs.' Or 'Steve Jobs Now Lives in the iClouds.' Something.
Maybe 'iJobs.' Or 'Steve iJobs.' Or 'Steve Jobs Now Lives in the iClouds.' Something.
Snooki Shares Her Bountiful Motherly Wisdom With William + Kate
A royal baby is on the way for Prince William and Kate Middleton, and who better to give them tips on pregnancy and childcare than 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki.
Trust her -- she's been a mom for four whole months to one baby who's still alive. Isn't that enough?
Trust her -- she's been a mom for four whole months to one baby who's still alive. Isn't that enough?
Getting Thrown Out of a Football Game Is the Butchest Nick Lachey Will Ever Be
OMG you guys, you'll like never guess what happened to Nick Lachey after school today. He totally got kicked out of a San Diego Chargers football game. WHATTA REBEL!
Ahem.
Ahem.
Heidi Klum Channels a Bedazzled Cleopatra for Hurricane Sandy Benefit [PHOTOS]
'Twas a month after Halloween and all through New York, Heidi Klum was hosting a gala to benefit Hurricane Sandy victims. With Santa of course.
FINE WE AREN'T POETS.
FINE WE AREN'T POETS.
John Travolta Sued by Alleged Former Gay Lover Who Was Probably Exactly That
Just when he thought it was safe to stay in the closet, John Travolta is being sued by a supposed former gay lover for not being allowed to tattle to the media about their love affair.
Sorry, alleged love affair.
Sorry, alleged love affair.