Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Check Into Rehab Right
Lindsay Lohan only had to do one thing: check into rehab. That was it. But as usual, even that didn't go as planned, so her never-ending saga has a whole new chapter.
Reese Witherspoon Breaks Her Silence on That Whole Nasty Arrest Thing [VIDEO]
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America's Sweetheart Reese Witherspoon was arrested two weeks ago for sassing the cops when her husband was nailed for drunk driving.
Witherspoon later apologized via her publicist, but she's now spoken on-camera about the incident.
It Was Supposedly Jennifer Lopez’s Idea to Rejoin ‘American Idol’ All Along
On April 24, rumors started circulating that FOX had a devious plan to boost falling ratings on 'American Idol' by replacing judge Mariah Carey mid-season with former judge Jennifer Lopez.
However, it seems like Lopez may have been the one doing the handlebar-mustache-twirling all along, since she's reportedly the one who wanted to return. Not that she would ever suggest they get rid of Mimi or an
Adele Puts Herself in Solitary Confinement to Work on a New Album
Multiple award-winning singer/songwriter Adele has placed herself on "lockdown" for the next several weeks, and she's not coming out until her next album is finished.
If that's what it takes to get new music out of her, it means that no matter how nicely you ask, we'll tell you Adele cannot come out and play. Now shoo.
Country Legend George Jones Dead at 81
Country star George Jones died today (April 26) following his hospitalization on April 18 for a fever and irregular blood pressure. He was 81.
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Has the Most Badass Hospital Recovery Picture Ever – Photo of the Week
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson found himself in the hospital after some abdominal tearing sustained during a Wrestlemania 29 match against opponent John Cena.
Ouch. Does this mean wrestling is kinda-sorta real? Because clearly the injuries are.
But as Johnson shared in this recovery photo at the hospital following his surgery, he's doing just fine.
Adam Lambert Bests Taylor Swift, PSY + Kesha to be Named China’s Favorite Int’l Artist [VIDEO]
Adam Lambert picked up the Favorite International Artist Award at the 2013 Chinese Music Awards in Macao yesterday, April 18, beating out Kesha, PSY and Taylor Swift to land the honor.
The South Florida Gay News Writes a Scathing Editorial About Adam Lambert
Next month, singer Adam Lambert is set to receive an award from GLAAD for promoting equality. However, not everyone in the gay community is all that excited about it -- particularly the South Florida Gay News, which published a scathing editorial today about how an award is the last thing Lambert deserves.
Russell Brand Talks to Conan O’Brien About Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lawrence + More [VIDEOS]
Russell Brand is a comedic genius, albeit one who's utterly insane.
Proof? Last night, April 16, he went on 'Conan' and talked about, among other things, a foursome with the Kardashians, how he'd sleep with Jennifer Lawrence (who wouldn't?), using hypnotism to stop his sexual desires, and convincing Tom Cruise to convert him to Scientology.
Former ‘90210’ Star Ian Ziering Is Now a Chippendales Dancer
Ian Ziering, who played Steve for a decade on Aaron Spelling's '90s hit 'Beverly Hills, 90210,' has fulfilled a lifelong dream: becoming a Chippendales dancer. (We're pretty sure that was the goal of the dude who invented penicillin too.)
The 49-year-old actor will take the stage June 6 in Las Vegas as the guest headliner for the all-male revue. So, ladies and gentlemen of a certain persuasion, ge
When Gerard Butler Works Out, He Uses Small Children as Weights – Photo of the Week
Gerard Butler really needs to stop messing with our hearts, because we're falling for him hard.
First he recreated '300' for his fans, then he talked about dressing up for vagina festivals and he even humored the troops. Now he's lifting weights with children and hugging them and it's possible my ovaries just passed out cold.
Ellen DeGeneres Blows Up the Internet by Announcing ‘Nemo’ Sequel ‘Finding Dory’ [VIDEO]
The internet collectively lost its ish today as talk show host and 'Finding Nemo' voice artist Ellen DeGeneres announced on Instagram and on 'Ellen' that she would be reprising her role in a 'Nemo' sequel titled 'Finding Dory.'