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Meet the Man with Over 600 Cabbage Patch Kids
To Dan Knowlton, his Cabbage Patch Kids are his children. "They're easier to cope with." True -- they never grow or die or have to maintain necessary life functions, but that doesn't mean you need 600 of them.
‘Charlie Bit My Finger’ Brothers Get Their Own Show
Some people spend a lifetime working on an honing their craft in order to get their big break. Others just have their finger bitten (twice, to be fair). Charlie and Harry Davies-Car, of 'Charlie Bit My Finger - Again!' fame, are going to have their own web series, produced by Viral Spiral and Rightster Studios.
Happy Leif Erikson Day, Everybody!
Hinga dinga durgen, it really is Leif Erikson Day!! In 2009, President Obama made a proclamation, and now on the ninth of October we honor the European commonly regarded as the actual first to discover America. Here are some great memes and a reggae-themed educational video with a bunch of Vikings (whaaaa?) from around the web to honor Christopher Columbus's less-conqueror-y predecessor.
See What the Sandlot From ‘The Sandlot’ Looks Like Today
We're really interested in keeping you abreast of all news related to 'The Sandlot.' We've already shown you what the cast is up to these days, so now we'd like to share with you how the locations from everyone's favorite 1993 comedy about kids playing baseball that starred James Earl Jones are looking these days.
Pug Avengers to the Rescue!
This adorable video shows four pugs dressed up like the Avengers, or at least dressed up like the Avengers for as long as one can reasonably expect a pug to keep a costume on. If you have access to this many pugs and you aren't doing this with them, you're doing it wrong.
R.I.P. Cleyed, the One-Eyed Bengal Kitten
Cleyed the kitten was not long for this world. His mother's uterus was twisted around three times, and he was born a cyclops, with just one big eye. But he made a huge impact on the people in the operating room for the few minutes he was alive on this earth.
John Cusack Channels Lloyd Dobler, Holds Boombox at Peter Gabriel Concert
Here's something for all you painfully nostalgic types out there. It's video footage of John Cusack awkwardly shuffling onstage with a boombox and handing it to Peter Gabriel before he performed "In Your Eyes" in concert over the weekend.
Watch the 1994 Trailer for ‘Looper’
Thanks to some clever editing by Screen Junkies, 'Looper' is now a remake of a 1994 Disney movie with the same stars. They spliced together footage from Bruce Willis movie 'The Kid' and JGL's 'Angels in the Outfield' to make a movie with a plot not unlike that of 'Looper...
Sleeping Dogs Compilation Will Brighten Your Day
People please, let sleeping dogs lie, and then record it, upload it to YouTube and wait for somebody to put it in a video with others of its kind. The video features a wide range of dogs, from tiny and adorable to flappy-faced and slobbery...
Dog Treks Two Miles to Find Hospitalized Owner
This guy's dog likes him more than most of our friends like us. When he was in the hospital with skin ulcers, the dog followed his nose a little over two miles to visit him in the hospital.
Marching Band Covers Classic Video Game Themes
Anybody who was in high school marching band can go ahead and hang their head in shame now. The Ohio State University marching band just made all those mornings you woke up early to practice 'Taking It to the Streets' totally obsolete.
Yikes! Fireball Accidentally Caught on Camera
If you can imagine your reaction when you accidentally film a freak fireball exploding in your backyard, then you can probably imagine that this video is NSFW.