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Florida Orgy Breaks Out into Fisticuffs
Tina Norris and James Barfield apparently don’t know the first rule of Fight Orgy. The couple from Weeki Wachee, Florida were arrested Sunday and both (yes, both) were charged with domestic battery. This was after an unplanned swingers party went awry.
Arcade Claw Machines are Rigged — Please Fake Like You’re Shocked
An arcade owner and operator in central California admitted, in an IAMA session on Reddit, that those addictive claw machines — wherein you endlessly attempt to grab a plush toy, fake sports jersey or other random goodie with a three-pronged claw that you maneuver via a control on the outside of the glass — are fixed! Our world is crumbling!
Man Sets Face on Fire to Win Bet
Sometimes you can win a bet, but lose the battle with stupidity. Such is the case with a man in Augusta, Georgia who went all ‘Ghost Rider’ to prove his point.
Did Mickey Rourke Beat Olympian Usain Bolt in a Race?
Leave it to Mickey Rourke to muscle his way into Olympic coverage. The notoriously storied actor recently spun a yarn about one crazy night where he claims to have defeated Usain Bolt in a footrace.
Guy Tricks Stranger Into Letting Him Suck Her Toes By Saying He’s From ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’
It’s hard out there for foot enthusiasts. Well, at least it is for one man who has taken to posing as an ‘America’s Funniest Home Video’ prankster to get some action.
Cleveland Man Arrested After Bucket List Request Denied
So, a guy walks into an Asian salon… Stop us if you’ve heard this one.
World Burping Record Set at NYC Championship
We all tried to get away with the excuse: ”I heard in some countries, it’s rude if you DON’T burp after a meal” after we’ve passed gas either inadvertently or with purposeful malicious intent. The World Burping Federation wants to put the stigma to an end. They have begun to let our people go with the inaugural World Burping Championship.
Guy Wins Video Game, Becomes Race Car Driver
Nissan Europe is touting its latest car, The Juke-R, with a short film featuring a guy who won a shot to race for real thanks to his dominance at the video game Gran Turismo.
Amazing Catch Robs Home Run and Batter’s Will To Live
Derrick Salberg plays baseball, but after his game-saving catch during the first round of the Northwest Athletic Association of Community Colleges (NWAACC) baseball championships, he may have a shot at Olympic high jumping.
Bear Attacks Man While Pooping — Drags Him Pantless Through Woods
A Canadian man was enjoying a camping and fishing trip with his good buddy up at a cabin in Ontario. Early one morning, while unloading some personal logs in the outhouse, a black bear mauled him and dragged him pantless into the woods.
Random Sales Email Has Us Considering the Purchase of Giant Dinosaurs
One of the worst things about having your email address linked on the internet is the random, crazy emails that pop up in our inbox.
Realtor Uses Sex and Chocolate To Sell Houses
Sure, we’ve all heard that “sex sells” but can it sell real estate?