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Give This Bullet Bottle Opener A Shot
You’re an American man (or woman) wanting to exercise his (or her) right to bear arms. But, you’re just too lazy to go through the whole license/ permit process. Well, Cool Material has found the easy way to look bad-ass without all the red tape: the Bullet Bottle Opener.
Urinal Splash Guard Aims to Keep Your Shoes Pee Free
Though nowhere near as fun as making music with your pee — there now exists a urinal splash guard.
Is Driving with a Full Bladder More Dangerous Than Driving Drunk?
If you like to keep up to date with the latest research in peeing, well, urine luck. We’ve got news. According to an award-winning study, having to really pee can be a worse impairment than drinking while driving.
Men Think Women Who Wear Red Will Have Sex on First Date
Chock this up to our simple minds: Guys apparently believe chicks wear red because they are looking to score.
Britney Spears is Going To Be In an Erotic Novel
Apparently Britney & Kevin: Chaotic (hilariously listed on IMDb as a TV mini-series – move over, ‘Roots!’) was not the only entertainment by-product of the Britney Spears and Kevin Federline union: his aunt has now written an erotic novel based on their brief marriage.
Missing Herd of Frozen Cows May Get Blown Up
Here is some bad moos, um, news. A missing herd of cows were discovered frozen solid near Conundrum Creek in an old ranger cabin near Aspen, Colorado.
Swan Caretaker Killed By, Yup, You Guessed It
Remember in the movie ‘Black Swan’ when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It’s also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by… yep, swans — and drowned.
Woman Strips Naked To Prove She Didn’t Shoplift and You’ll Never Guess Where She Hid the Goods
A 31-year-old mother of four in Kennewick, Washington stripped down to her birthday suit after being accused of shoplifting at the Columbia Center Mall. We’re 99% sure that’s not why it’s called a strip mall.
Woman Thrown in Jail For Grinding On Groom at Wedding
Don’t you hate it when Brooke Burke gets drunk at your wedding and won’t stop slow-dancing with you? It was not THAT Brooke Burke, but a woman with the same name as the ‘Dancing with the Stars’ babe got a little too cozy with the groom at a wedding and that’s where her downward Mambo begins.
Trucks Crash Causes Coins and Candy to Hit Highway
A Canadian piñata? A loonie slot machine? Rock candy? The possible punchlines are endless; if only people weren’t seriously injured following a crash on Ontario’s Highway 11 that left buckets of coins and sweet scattered across the street.