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Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing the Lottery
Talk about being a sore loser.
Scissors Stuck in Man’s Stomach Since 1998 Finally Removed
You can forgive this man for complaining about sharp pains in his stomach.
Sweet, Sweet Vengeance — Heroic Trucker Flying-Kicks Biker Who Stole His Phone
We have our first candidate for Biggest Badass of 2017.
Foul-Mouthed Amazon Echo Suggests All Kinds of Porn — To a Toddler [NSFW]
It's possible Alexa has a case of Tourette's.
This High School Running Back Is Utterly Impossible to Tackle
Now THAT is how you perform in the state championship.
Golfing on a Frozen Lake Is Maybe Not the Smartest Idea, It Turns Out
If you're a reasonable person, you've probably never walked out onto the frozen surface of a lake, dropped down a golf ball and taken a swing. But this fella here, he ain't the reasonable type.
Woman Ditches Man on Date, Explains Why In Way-Too-Honest Text
Meeting someone online sure has its downside.
Cop Pulls Over Helpless Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His Tie
Relations with police were not exactly at an all-time high in 2016, but they appear to be ending on a good note.
This Is the Scariest Way to Make Sure No One Gets Your ATM Code
Want to make sure your ATM code doesn't fall into the wrong hands?
Meet the Beer Snob Who Won’t Stop Bothering You
You want to drink beer. You do not want to drink in the knowledge of beer this guy has.
Missing ID Gets Perfect Use From Grateful Underage Person Who Found It
This woman made some great use out of a fake ID that was all too real.
Going to a Bar the Night Before Thanksgiving Is Just. Like. This.
Forget the turkey and cranberry sauce. The best part of Thanksgiving may be before the day even arrives.