Dope Tries to Steal ATM With Backhoe, Abysmally Fails
Never send a machine to do a man's job.
Mom Allegedly Pulled Child’s Teeth With Pliers in Walmart Bathroom
A woman is in some serious trouble for the dangerous way she takes care of her child's oral hygiene.
Supremely Gifted Man on Water Slide Owns Summer
Summer is coming and no one is more ready than this guy.
What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?
Surprise -- it's not blood.
Fed-Up Woman Out to Stop Speeders With a Hair Dryer
Here's a very clever way to get drivers to slow down in your neighborhood.
Cop Helps Determined Army Vet Who Walks Miles to See Wife in Nursing Home
Here's a heartwarming story about the power of lending a hand.
‘Will Robots Take My Job?’ Is the Website That Predicts Your Demise
Technology is great -- until you end up on the unemployment line.
Angry Pedestrian Gets the Most Fitting Punishment Imaginable
Don't walk and yell.
Insensitive Teacher Awards Student ‘Most Likely to Be a Terrorist’ Honor
We all know teachers don't love all of their students, but letting the world know just how little you think of them is a really bad idea.
Fearless Woman Jumps on Car Hood to Stop Carjacker
This woman was not going to give up without a fight.
Aggressive Sea Lion Violently Pulls Girl Into Water
This is why you shouldn't get too close to animals.
You’ve Gotta See This One-Eyed Goat
It's a real-life cyclops.