David Hasselhoff is auctioning off some of his personal possessions, including the Knight Rider KITT car, weird clothes and the above creepy recreation of himself, circa his Mitch Buchannon days on Baywatch.

The actual model that he's auctioning was used in 2004's SpongeBob SquarePants movie. It has exaggerated features that may or may not scare small children.

The online auction takes place April 11-12, 2014 for all you Hasselhoff enthusiasts out there who want a piece of Hoff history.

We thought of a few different ways that this lifelike model of The Hoff could be used in your home!

  • A creepy coffee table
  • A cutting board
  • A snuggle buddy for those long, cold Louisiana nights

Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comment section below.

[via The Hollywood Reporter]