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11 Creative Graduation Caps We So Wish We Had

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 24 May 2013 23:00:14 +0000

Are you a recent grad or waiting to walk across the stage soon? If so, then a huge congrats to you! But here’s the real question– have you decorated that cap yet? Or even thought about it? Bedazzling your grad hat or covering it with a sloth are small yet really awesome ways to make [...]

Mom Has Son Arrested for Stealing her Pop-Tarts

Robert and Erin — Fri, 24 May 2013 12:31:24 +0000

Teenagers often make poor decisions and parents are left holding the bag or the bill. A mom in North Carolina has been dealing with lots of trouble from her teenage son and she’s had enough. She called police this week when her son took her Pop-Tarts without permission. The Smoking Gun reports the 17-year-old was [...]

Father's Day for the Dogs — Funny & Cute Pictures of Dog Dads and Their Pups

Danny Fox — Thu, 23 May 2013 19:35:48 +0000

Even dogs love Father’s Day. You’ve heard the term, “like Father, like Son” — when a dad and son have many of the same traits such as, appearance, actions and a similar voice. You’ll be so amazed by how much these dogs are alike. [button href="http://965kvki.com/10-awesome-fathers-day-gifts-that-will-surprise-dad/" title="10 Awesome Father’s Day Gifts That Will Surprise [...]

Kmart Unveils Another Funny Commercial 'Big Gas Savings' [VIDEO]

Danny Fox — Thu, 23 May 2013 15:49:26 +0000

Discount chain store, Kmart has another funny, winning commercial. This time the funny ad is about the 'Big Gas Savings' offered by Kmart.

When you hear "big gas savings" being said it sounds like, well you know. In this new master piece a husband says, "Honey this solves your big gas problem." The wife replies, "Totally solves my big gas problem." Their son chimes in with "Dad, look at that big gas truck."

Church Looks Like A Chicken and Other Strange Coincidences

Robert and Erin — Wed, 22 May 2013 21:59:33 +0000

Quick: name three famous ‘looks likes’! One: Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like A Lady.” Two: “Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue,” said Lloyd Bridges in the movie “Airplane.” And three: In Tampa, Florida, the church that looks like a chicken! Don’t ask me how I found it, I just did. And [...]

13 Everyday Objects That Look Like Other Things

Emerald Catron — Wed, 22 May 2013 13:33:13 +0000

You see it too, right? The awesome Terminator face on that…grill? To us it is now and will forever be Snow Terminator. Same goes for all of these other objects that have taken on personalities of their own. They can never go back. They have been permanently anthropomorphized. It’s adorable. Twins! Sulking mop Happy Biscuit [...]

'Build the Dog Park' Song Takes Big Bite at Mayor Glover

Robert and Erin — Mon, 20 May 2013 22:03:09 +0000

With all the controversy lately surrounding the building – or not building – of a dog park in Shreveport, you knew it was only a matter of time before someone wrote a song about it. Well, Shreveporter Jimmy Lynch has! The song is called “Sittin’ In the Dog Park”, it’s sung to the tune of [...]

More Men Now Wearing Makeup

Robert and Erin — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:48:35 +0000

Men want to look nice and now they are turning to women and traditional female products to find ways to look better. Guys are getting into makeup and grooming more than ever. Last year, men spent around $2.5 billion on skincare and cosmetics. And more than $5 billion was spent on men’s grooming products in [...]

Watch These Animals Eating All the Ice Cream — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Mon, 20 May 2013 08:00:35 +0000

[onescreen item="5074341"] Do you feed your pet the occasional scoop of Rocky Road? As the weather heats up, so does our craving for ice cream. And we’re not the only ones. It’s one of those few precious things that practically all of us can agree on—humans, animals, you name it. Dogs, cats, groundhogs, woodchucks, pigs, guinea [...]

'Anchorman 2′ Trailer: Stay Classy, Fat Face!

Jacob Hall — Sat, 18 May 2013 17:40:55 +0000

Has it really been nine years since Will Ferrell introduced audiences to the legendary Ron Burgundy with 'Anchorman'? Has it really taken Ferrell and co-writer/director Adam McKay almost a decade to put together a follow-up to the best comedy of the '00s? Well, that wait is almost over and the new trailer for 'Anchorman 2' suggests that Burgundry and his elite news team haven't lost a step.

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US Marine Holds Umbrella for President Obama — Awkward Photo of the Day

Robert and Erin — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:00:11 +0000

What do you do when you’re the Commander-in-Chief of the largest, most sophisticated military force in the world? You ask members of it to hold the umbrella for you during a press conference, of course! A few photos of President Barack Obama’s Thursday meeting with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan are raising eyebrows, but not [...]

Man Tempts Fate by Doing Things That Equal 99 Years of Bad Luck

Danny Fox — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:25:42 +0000

99 Years Of Bad Luck in 61 Seconds

You've heard those old wives' tales about having bad luck if you do certain things, such as breaking a mirror. Don't do that because you'll have seven years of bad luck.

Some people believe that you'll have bad luck if you open an umbrella indoors or pick up a penny that's tails up. Watch the 61 second video of this guy doing all those things and more. We hope he makes it through alive.

Watch These Ducklings Struggling to Follow Their Mom — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:00:31 +0000

[onescreen item="5073572"] Sure, being a baby duck means that you’re undeniably adorable, but that doesn’t make life any easier. You’re expected to do lots of things that most species can’t accomplish when they’re just a few days old. For example, when we adult humans encounter a curb, it isn’t too intimidating. But to a duckling, [...]

Does Someone You Know Have a Whiskey Disk?

Robert and Erin — Wed, 15 May 2013 10:21:40 +0000

Before a friend put a link to the product on their Facebook page, I had never heard of a whiskey disk. So, what is a whiskey disk? It’s a circular soapstone that you drop into your whiskey to keep it cool without having any dilution (like you would with ice). Why is it important not [...]

Robert J Wright Struggles With His New Phone

Robert J Wright — Tue, 14 May 2013 22:05:28 +0000

As you know from listening, everybody - especially Erin - made fun of me and my old phone. To be honest, I probably deserved it. I'd had it since 2008, it folded in two and the buttons were about the size of dinner plates. I told folks it was "the rotary phone of cell phones". Erin's best line: "When he wants to make a call he doesn't dial a number, he says, 'Sarah! Get me Mt. Pilot!'"

'Textastrophe' Pranks People Who Publicly Display Their Phone Number

Emerald Catron — Mon, 13 May 2013 20:30:52 +0000

Have you ever seen somebody share their phone number publicly (on Craigslist maybe, or one of those homemade ads for “computer lessons” on the subway) and thought to yourself “I should totally prank this guy”? You haven’t? Oh, uh … neither have we. Ever. Clearly — we’re not monsters. But the person behind Textastrophe is! [...]

Astronaut Performs First Cover of 'Space Oddity' from Space

Kyle Dowling — Mon, 13 May 2013 14:15:11 +0000

As good as David Bowie‘s ‘Space Oddity’ is, it’s still rather surreal watching someone perform it from space. The above video was recorded by Commander Chris Hadfield whilst onboard the International Space Station. The upload — which has gone viral since being put on YouTube — is said to have taken six months to make and has [...]

5 Awesome Notes To Kids By Moms

Stephanie McMaster — Wed, 08 May 2013 17:40:20 +0000

Mothers have been communicating with their children via handwritten notes for years. Some mothers put more of a humorous spin on their notes than others, however. With Mother's Day right around the corner, we're hoping the children of the moms behind these hilarious notes have something awesome planned for them:

14 Things People Do That Are Disgusting [VIDEO]

Danny Fox — Tue, 07 May 2013 20:50:25 +0000

Does it drive you crazy when when people clip their fingernails in public, chew food with their mouth open or sneeze in their hands? Those are just a few things that some people say drives them up the wall.

Watch the video to see lots of disgusting things that people do and tell us if we're missing any that drive you crazy.

Pitbull Tries to Retrieve Stick From Tree [VIDEO]

Danny Fox — Tue, 07 May 2013 15:48:41 +0000

We've played toss the stick with our dogs, we toss the stick and our dog brings it back. Our dog believes that he owns the stick, he just shares it with us to keep the game going. But what happens if the stick accidentally ends up in a tree? Watch this pitbull go to any measures to get this big stick out of that tree.