I feel sorry for some of my co-workers.

Why? All day long, Robert and I were doing our part for... Hold on, let me get into character... Aaarrrgghh,  "International Talk Like A Pirate Day!"

What? You've never heard of this holiday?

It has its own webpage! And we know, if it's on the internet, it's got to be true!

Aaarrrggghhh seadog, walk the plank!

Sorry, I was channeling Johnny Depp again.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to practice my drunk pirate singing, Maty!