The actor who owns this sprawling mansion has plenty of reasons to smile, but that doesn't mean you'll coax one out of a dude who scowls so often he's been compared to internet sensation Grumpy Cat.

Please don't hurt us, sir. We mean it all in good fun.

Having been in the business for decades upon decades, this actor has played his fair share of roles: government agents, sheriffs, U.S. marshals, rangers and colonels. In short, mostly grizzled government types with a villain or two thrown in for good measure.

He has four Oscar nominations and one win under his belt, and being born in Texas, you know that belt has to have a big ol' buckle.

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