Conan O’Brien, John Stamos, Diddy + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Week

In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Ellen goes to bed before dark, Conan O’Brien plays seismologist, John Stamos caught someone playing fast and loose with Photoshop, Diddy got nostalgic, jokes about the new Pope abounded — and a whole lot more.

Thanks to Daylight Saving Time, Portia and I now go to bed when the sun is still up.

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 11, 2013

 

Make sure to put out some of your sure fire squatch bait to lure me in. I prefer “Original recipe” RT @squatcher: MUST…KILL…JOEL McHALE!

— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) March 11, 2013

Felt a big tremor yesterday in LA. That was either an earthquake, or Ryan Gosling smiled softly in Southeast Asia.

— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 12, 2013

check this out: is it my imagination?did they photoshop my tooth out??haha bit.ly/Ysrey4

— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) March 14, 2013

So sad. The box to clean out my trailer. 3 more days left until the end of an era. instagr.am/p/W2BobgHLJi/

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 14, 2013

Thank you for all the cry face emoticons. You guys are so emotional!

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 14, 2013

Super throwback ! Catch this #tbt @snooplion instagr.am/p/W2IlU3Jl9f/

— iamdiddy (@iamdiddy) March 14, 2013

Happy Pi Day! Celebrate Pi Minute at 1:59, or Pi Second at 1:59:26. I know u are, INFINITY… twitter.com/peeweeherman/s…

— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) March 14, 2013

If you witness a crime and you are eating a hero sandwich, don’t throw the sandwich at the criminal. Not an aptly named meal. Does nothing.

— Jean Grae (@JeanGreasy) March 14, 2013

The new Pope came out on the balcony, saw his shadow, and realized there was six more centuries of scandals.

— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) March 13, 2013

How long until the new Pope has bangs?

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 15, 2013

I wonder what a cardinal conclave smells like.

— Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) March 11, 2013