Dear Apple,

I just now have started a new life with my iPhone 7. For a minute I thought I had FINALLY caught up. Here I am with my cool fancy iPhone 7 for less than a month and BAM, you release not just one, but THREE new phones. The iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, and the iPhone X look great. While I am sure I can afford the iPhone X if I become the surrogate for Kanye and Kim West, however I like most adults have other bills besides my keeping up with the Jones' bill. What I really want to see is a phone that can hear me when I lose it and will play Marco Polo with me until I find it. Also, why do I need to go buy a $50 splitter so i can jam out in may car and charge my phone at the same time? Do you love watching me go broke?

Love,

The Loser with the out dated iPhone 7

Does the voice texting on the iPhone make you sound like Borat too? I need a phone that instantly kills all 4 of my extra chins and has a reliable maps. What features would you like to see on the new iPhones?

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