Did You Catch the Circus… Um, We Mean ‘The Bachelor’ Last Night?

The first episode of The Bachelor was awkward, sloppy and everything we wanted.

It took hours before the actual first episode of The Bachelor aired last night. It seems ABC is looking to make this Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise a Hollywood experience in itself. So after having to hear about all the previous winners and losers, we finally got to the real meat of the matter.

Let's just start off by saying, the women are a little crazy. From Reegan bringing in a bio-hazard cooler with a "heart" in it to Kaitlyn telling Chris he could "plow the (bleep) out of my field any day." Keepin' it classy, Kaitlyn. We also saw a pig nose from Nicole, a motorcycle from Tandra, double takes (no, seriously Tara got out of a limo twice), and the stupidest entrance of all in whichAmanda didn't let Chris even look at her.

It appears the front runner is currently Britt, the 27-year-old waitress from Hollywood (a.k.a Miss I Want To Be An Actress). Chris said, "The way she makes me feel is why I'm here, and I don't even know what that means." She received the first impression rose and the first kiss. Farmer boy moves fast!

Meanwhile, Tara pretty much eliminated herself from the competition when she drank more than a fish. She was seen hiccuping, yawning and swaying during the rose ceremony. I mean, there's always one who goes a little too hard in the paint on the first night. So, not marriage material.

SPOILER ALERT

Our Shreveport Sweetheart, Becca Tilley made the cut last night however, Chris sent eight other women packing last night. They were Nicole, Amanda, Kara, Kimberly, Bo, Brittany, Michelle, and Reegan.

Here are the remaining ladies:

Alissa, 24, flight attendant, Hamilton, NJ
Amber, 29, bartender, Chicago, IL
Ashley I., 26, nanny, Wayne, NJ
Ashley S., 24, hairstylist, Brooklyn, NY
Becca, 25, chiropractic assistant, San Diego, CA
Britt, 27, waitress, Hollywood, CA
Carly, 29, cruise ship singer, Arlington, TX
Jade, 28, cosmetics developer, Los Angeles, CA
Jillian, 25, news producer, Washington, D.C.
Jordan, 24, student, Windsor, CO
Juelia, 30, esthetician, Portland, OR
Kaitlyn, 29, dance instructor, Vancouver, BC
Kelsey, 28, guidance counselor, Austin, TX
Mackenzie, 21, dental assistant, Maple Valley, WA
Megan, 23, makeup artist, Nashville, TN
Nikki, 26, former NFL cheerleader, New York City, NY
Samantha, 27, fashion designer, Los Angeles, CA
Tandra, 30, executive assistant, Sandy, UT
Tara, 26, sport fishing enthusiast, Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Tracy, 29, fourth-grade teacher, Wellington, FL
Trina, 33, special education teacher, San Clemente, CA
Whitney, 29, fertility nurse, Chicago, IL

Read their full bios, complete with pictures here.