Dumbest Excuses For Not Being at Work
Sure we all make excuses as to why we are late, why we don’t want to go to a lunch meeting or why we are sick and not coming in. Some are real, some are really dumb. Here the Top 10 Dumbest::
- “My mom just died” . . . from an employee who’d used that excuse once before.
- “My girlfriend bit me in a ‘sensitive’ place.”
- “I’m stuck in the house because the door is broken.”
- “I hurt myself during sex.”
- “The dog ate my shoes.”
- “My pants split on the way to work.”
- “I’m taking a bath and my toe is caught in the faucet.”
- “I drank too much and fell asleep on someone’s floor, but I don’t know where I am.”
- “I dyed my hair the wrong color.”
- “My dog is scared and I don’t want to leave him.”.