Erin Is Not the Brightest Bulb in the Lamp

I'm having one of those days and it ain't good. You see, I'm not real good with manual labor, but occasionally I have to do a little bit of "fixem up stuff" around the house. I can do wall paper (with help from friends), I can put up drapery rods, and I can even unstop a drain if I have to. But this was an outdoor job that I usually wouldn't do. And it went terribly wrong. I saw a plant growing out of one of the gutters on my house. So I get the step ladder and climb up to pull the plant out. Well I was directly below the plant and a pile of dirt came with it and all of that dirt fell on my head and down my shirt. Not a good start to the day!