This Sunday, history will be made. The 500th episode of The Simpsons will air at 8/7 central and thanks to Cabletv.com we have every single chalkboard quote Bart Simpson ever wrote in the opening credits. Amazingly there are 288 quotes!Some of my favorites include: "Hotdogs are not bookmarks." "Goldfish don't bounce." and "My suspension was not mutual."

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