Last year, I was Snookie, thanks to Grace Anne and the gang from Avalon on Youree Drive. I can't decide what to do this year.

Photo by Robert J. Wright

Some of my ideas for this year are pretty lame. Robert thinks I should try Chaz Bono, but I really can't go that short with my hair and I don't look good with a beard (and just what is Robert's thing with Chaz?). The Avalon crew fixed me up like Farrah Fawcett for the Polyester Party, so that's out. Nancy Grace...maybe....or even Lady Gaga. Others have suggested Amy Winehouse. Let us know your ideas.

What are you doing for Halloween?