Honest Toddler is Honestly the Funniest Twitter Page
The newest Twitter page sensation, HonestToddler, has nothing to do with crazy stuff your father might say, but everything to do with what your toddler is thinking.
If this Twitter page is not run by a parent, then I'm Mother Goose. It reminds me of "Look Who's Talking." The question is, how does a parent find the time to Tweet their son's thoughts and actions almost every hour. I rarely Tweet, and it is because I have a two-and-a-half-year-old.
This is one page that I will definitely have to follow. I won't be alone, that's for sure. Since HonestToddler's first tweet back in May, he's already amassed over 40,000 followers.
Here's a few of my favorite Tweets from the funniest toddler on Twitter.
Woke up in my own bed. You may have won the battle daddy, but I will win the war. Mother is MINE.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 16, 2012
Dear mama's friend. I don't have a fever. She just doesn't want to go. Don't worry, she lies to me, too.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 15, 2012
Was playing and saw Mr. Ducky looking at me. Sometimes I feel like he's seen too much. I know what I have to do. — Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 14, 2012
My mama is so brave. Not many people would feel comfortable walking out of the house with their hair looking like that.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 13, 2012