Would You Send This ‘I Like Having Sex with You’ Greeting Card?

I've seen get well cards, birthday cards, anniversary cards and cards just to say hello. But this is a first. American Greetings is selling a card that essentially says "thanks for having sex with me."

Now, this is not a card I would want to get and I know I would never send it. But what about you? Any chance you might send this card to your sweetie?