The boss tricked me.  He told me I was going to be the "Scotch Girl" at this big event today.  That's not exactly what's happening.

I am the "Scotch-Tape girl" for It's A Wrap at Lenny's Subs on Youree Drive.   We will wrap your Christmas gifts for free between noon and 2pm.  Since I'm really not that good at wrapping presents,  I have been assigned tape duty. 

So I'll be the crazy one going around hollerin "tape....anyone need tape?". Hope you'll come out to Lenny's between noon and 2 today...grab some lunch while we wrap your gifts.