Since you're not supposed to put the Christmas tree in a tanning bed, bring the next best (worse?) thing to your tree... Jersey Shore ornaments!

No, I'm not joking!

While doing some online shopping today, I came across... Hold on, I'm trying to type this without cringing... Jersey Shore Christmas ornaments!

Yes, now we can celebrate the birth of Jesus with Snooki and Mike the Situation?!?

I guess they may be great for gag gifts, Or if you hate your Christmas tree.

Using "The Google," I've found that Home Shopping Channel sold out of them... And, like everything else, they are available at Walgreens.