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Man Tells Cops His Drunkenness is Due to Time Traveling Aliens

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We’ve all be in trouble for being too drunk at one time or another. Maybe you got busted your parents, your wife, your boss…maybe even the cops. And generally speaking, we all have the instinct to come up with some sort of excuse of why we are so hammered. For years, I’ve always blamed my boozing ways on ‘the boys’ who were keeping a steady stream of liquor coming my way.

But no matter what drunken tale I’ve decided to weave, I’ve never crafted any tale quite as creative as this gentleman in Wyoming. This dude told cops that the reason he was so drunk is because of alien abduction.

Casper police say they arrested a man for public intoxication after he claimed he had traveled back in time to warn of an alien invasion. The man told police he was from the year 2048 and the reason he could time travel is because aliens filled his body with alcohol.

I don’t know what this guy was drinking…but I need a bottle for the weekend.

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