We pressed the imaginary but deceased girlfriend of Notre Dame star Manti Te'o about the details of the supposed hoax involving her tragic - yet unreal - demise in a short, totally unrevealing interview this morning.

Keep reading for the illuminating full transcript of our exclusive interview.

Robert J. Wright: So, what can you tell us that might reveal Manti's reason for creating you?

Manti Te'o's Imaginary Girlfriend:

RJW: I completely understand. So, did he ever give you imaginary flowers?


Erin McCarty: So, tell me woman-to-woman: how are you handling the pressure of being suddenly not seen by so many people?


Our conversation with MTIG (her new celebrity nickname) cut off at that point by her agent, who previously has represented other celebrities including Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa and "Seinfeld"'s Michael Richards.

Listen to this morning's interview with Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend below