You are skipping from one bar to the next, not really realizing that for the cost of three or four drinks at a bar, you could get completely ANNIHILATED by drinking a few at home by yourself . . . in your underwear.
When I was a Budweiser girl, I had a saying — "Nobody likes a Bud girl with a Bud gut." I love my beer, and I love my Jack Daniels even more. But in the months leading up to bikini season, when I do indulge in an adult beverage, I have a little secret: vodka and water.
When you are young, you usually are trying different drinks out, and making a big time share of drinking mistakes. There's no dishonor in this. Everybody has to get through it. But, once you hit the age of 25, it's time to grow up and start drinking like an adult.
Rum mixed with a boat load of fruit juice seems to be the drink of choice at any tropical place, real or themed. But I learned a long time ago, Captain Morgan is a crappy boat driver — he tends to crash me right into the porcelain God every time. I know Redd's Apple Ale is the sponsor of the Sun of B…