(Warning: Sarcasm Alert) Thank goodness, Triangle shaped pastries will no longer be served in the British school lunch rooms. Someone might have really gotten hurt.

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The Castle View School in England escaped near tragedy when one student was hit in the eye by a triangular shaped cookie. Fortunately, the child that was sent home, has since made a full recovery.

Now for the pathetic part of the story, the school has actually held and investigation and they have decided to ban the three-point pastry.  They can still serve the "flapjack" pastry, but it can only be in the form of a triangle, rectangle or circle.

When asked by the BBC for feedback on the situation, the headteacher of the Castle View School declined requests for comment.