The Greatest Worst Foods Of All Time

Headed off for vacation and I usually let my guys roll through the grocery store and get whatever they want to eat while we are on vacation. Here's what will end up in my buggy:

Cheese Whiz: Chemical laden cheese and gas propellant....that says it all.

Vienna Sausage: some sort of processed meat...that turns into rocks when left out. I really think it's amputated thumbs.

Slim Jims:  mechanically separated chicken...that's what the label says.   The maker says it's a secret recipe though many speculate it's cows that died of old age.

Steak-ums: Sliced steak thinner than the thinest paper....real men can go through 2 boxes in 1 sitting.  Guaranteed to be nightmare enducing.

Pizza Rolls: I think these are made from the stuff that doesn't make it onto the frozen pizzas...maybe the stuff that falls on the floor!

Hot Pockets: a gooey mess when you eat it....and an even bigger mess for your intestines the next day.

Velveeta: stop the heart block of cheese....melt it an put it on anything!

Patio Mexican Dinners: my late Father's favorite.  He would eat two or three at a time....though I'm not sure he could tell where the tamale stopped and the foil started.  PS: you can get them on sale 5/$1.00!!