Okay, so I really don't want to sound like one of those guys who's always talking about the 'good old days', about how much better things were when I was a boy or how kids these days have it so easy and I walked to school in the snow uphill both ways. But...

...these kids are stupid. And what makes it worse is, they're not kids, really. They're adults. Adult Americans who have absolutely no idea about the founding of this nation. At first you'll probably think they're pretty funny. But then you're going to start to think a little bit.. And what you're going to think is, 'Omigod! Their vote counts just as much as mine!'