NCAA Second Round: LSU Tigers v North Carolina Tar Heels
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At one point during the contest between our beloved LSU Fighting Tigers men's basketball team the score stood knotted 9-9 between us and the Texas A&M Aggies from Hooterville, Texas. I lay sprawled on my couch feeling fat and sassy and thinking we had a chance. We did not. In one of the worst beat-downs suffered by an LSU Tiger men's varsity athletic team, the Tigers then tripped, stumbled, fumbled and bumbled their way to 71-38 shellacking and were rudely asked to exit the SEC tournament. That 9-9 tie was 35-13 at the half and I was on to the Nature Channel where the carnage wasn't so personal.  To put it in perspective, the Tigers had no, NO, ZERO, assists in the first half and made only 13, THIRTEEN baskets the entire game! I make more than that playing H-O-R-S-E! (I have a big horse). The Tigers now await the name of their opening round opponent in the NIT.

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