I haven't even begun my Christmas shopping, but I have done a lot of research on the web and found some pretty good stuff and I also found some stuff that is way out of my price range, I am talking CRAZY prices! So if money is no option get to shopping off my Top Ten Crazy Christmas gifts list:

  • 10

    Glowing Table Cloth

    Now this is pretty cool! Instantly brighten up your dinner party but watch out no spilling your drink on this table cloth! Price: $1850.00

    http://www.lumigram.com
  • 9

    Smart Potty

    Perfect! Not only do you get a pre-warmed seat and automatic lid, this toilet will give you a thorough medical. Sensors check your weight and blood pressure and even analyse your urine. Cost: $10,000

    www.hometone.com
  • 8

    Paintball Mini Tank

    No this is NOT for little kids. It is for grown up little Boys! A miniature tank that shoots paintballs! Sweeeeet! I love this! It is called the Paintball Panzer. The 1/2-scale model was originally built for a paintball game and uses a three-cylinder diesel engine for motivation. I want one NOW!!! Fun for you at only $16,000!

    http://funtrak.co.uk/
  • 7

    Tree Tent

    Online shop Neiman Marcus have cornered the market in massively expensive bizarre gifts. The tree tent, for instance, with enough room for two people to spend the night halfway up a tree - a bargain at $50,000!

    http://www.neimanmarcus.com
  • 6

    Intimadator Pool Cue

    The world's most expensive pool cue and it is a KILLER gift. This lovingly hand-crafted piece of sports equipment will help you win every game you ever play by dint of allowing you to brutally butcher your opposition to death! Just for you only $150,000!

    www.mcdermottcue.com/
  • 5

    First Edition Darwin

    Nothing quite says, "Happy Birthday Jesus" like at first edition "Darwin". According to CBC News, a first-edition of Charles Darwin’s On The Origin of Species went for £35,000 almost $60,000 at auction in London.

    abebooks.com
  • 4

    Missile Base

    Buy yourself a disused missile base, install the family underground. The site that offers these says, "Thank you for your interest in the unique underground structures we offer for sale. These historic cold war structures were each built at the cost of millions of taxpayer dollars. These earth-contact hardened nuclear-proof structures are some of the strongest construction ever built on the planet. No cost was spared." Plus... it's a handy way of avoiding Christmas carolers. Not to mention, it would be a great place to play with gift #3! Just a cool $1.8 Million!

    missilebases.com
  • 3

    Jeweled Fishing Lure

    If you want to spoil the fisherman in your family this year, this will get him hook, line, and sinker. Three pounds (!) of gold, platinum, diamonds and rubies. 4,573 stones in all with 100 carates of diamonds. This 12” long Big Game Lure is surely one of a kind! It's from Mac Daddy Lures Cost $1 Million.

    macdaddysfishinglures.com
  • 2

    Jelly Fish Floating Habitat

    OMG! this is cool. The Jelly-fish 45, designed by Giancarlo Zema is a floating dwelling unit for up to six persons. It's spacious dimensions are 10 metres high with a diameter of over 15 metres. The Jelly-fish 45 would be ideally situated in sea parks, atolls, bays and seas rich in flora and fauna. The Jelly-fish 45 allows the sea dwelling owners to live either above or below sea level in perfect harmony with the ocean environment. I want one. Now. Price $2,500,000

    http://www.sub-find.com/jellyfish.htm
  • 1

    Trip to the MOON!

    The first private expedition to the moon. Space Adventures invites you to join us for the most significant private expedition of our time - launching the first private mission to circumnavigate the moon. Cost $100 Million

    http://www.spaceadventures.com