Want Your Own Air-Force?

We've all seen the fantastic air show that happens in the air above us on a daily basis.  Living in the SBC means seeing the majestic wings of the B-52's that fly out of Barksdale AFB all of the time.  Wouldn't it be cool to soar along side those freedom-delivering behemoths above the Red River?  If you've got a quarter of a million dollars laying around, I might know a guy.

"Brandon, that tweet says $200,000 and you said a quarter of a million - what gives?" The $50,000 is for repairs and shipping them to your house (or private volcano lair).  You're not gonna find a deal like this on a new Air Force!  Popular Mechanics reports that 20 Fouga Magister trainers are in Israel just waiting for someone take them into the wild blue yonder.  They are not the newest, most advanced, or safest jets out there - but hey, personal Air Force!  The planes were designed to train pilots of the 1950s how to handle jet aircraft.

By the way, I talked to the guys at Barksdale.  They say it's a bad idea to fly next to their bombers in your own personal jet fighter.  Because of this: