Willie Nelson is thinking about buying a house in the Netherlands so he can buy marijuana legally.

We got to thinking about things that would make us consider leaving the country. We asked listeners what you would be willing to leave the country to be able to still get. I think if Blue Bell Ice Cream became illegal in the United States, I might have to make a run for the border. Listeners tell us they would leave for several key items.
Here's the list:
Music (Maroon 5 or Nickleback)
Diet Doctor Pepper
Banana Laffy Taffy

Sharon called and said if she could not have her false eye lashes, she'd move
Cindy wanted you to know that if our country banned alcohol (specifically, Margaritas)
Golf