Maybe there's something wrong with me... I can't use chopsticks for anything. Well, except as giant toothpicks!

Trust me, I've had about 800 people try to teach me. But, all that happens is that the rice goes one way, and the chicken another.

But if you can't use them to eat, I guess it's possible to steal cell phones with them!

This video has been making the rounds for the last couple of days.

I'm still not 100% sure it's legit... Why is there a camera in such a random place? And how did he not feel the chopsticks in his pocket?

Watch and decide for yourself... Real or fake?