It simple, good food will always be better than a man. Especially when that good food involves crawfish.

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  1. Crawfish will never break your heart. Well, unless its cold but that isn't the crawfish's fault. Blame the cook.
  2. Dating can be extremely boring and bland, but not crawfish.
  3. You will never have to worry about Dad not liking crawfish.
  4. Crawfish doesn't text you "U up?" at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday. No, crawfish cares.
  5. That empty spot in your heart can easily be filled with crawfish.

So don't worry about finding Mr. Right. What you should be worried about is how to get more crawfish.