Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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‘X Factor’ Recap: Live Thanksgiving Edition With a Performance by Cher Lloyd + 10 Become 8
Gobble gobble 'X Factor' fans, and welcome to the live Thanksgiving edition of the show! The decision to air a live show is kind of confusing and awfully inconvenient, given our current tryptophan induced coma, but we've put our maternity pants on (we're not pregnant) and are (kind of) glad to be joining the folks over at FOX.
Dez Duron Gets the Crowd ‘Feeling Good’ on ‘The Voice’
The adoooorable, handsome, wanna take home to our mama Dez Duron had the sweet spot on 'The Voice' tonight. That means he closed the show, newbies.
Pink Rocks Out for Breast Cancer Research at Benefit Concert
Pink put her star status (and appropriate stage name) to good use Monday night (Nov. 12), when she appeared on stage to perform at the "Power of Pink" breast cancer awareness event.
Sharon Osbourne’s Double Mastectomy Made Her Swear Off All Plastic Surgery
Sharon Osbourne has announced that she recently underwent a double mastectomy, so spooked was she by carrying a gene that elevated her chances of getting breast cancer.
Avril Lavigne to Cover Nickelback Song for Anime Movie
Well this idea just screams "hot mess" doesn't it?
So Donald Trump Is Giving Relationship Advice to Robert Pattinson Now
Between his never-ending bloviating and his categorically awful weave, Donald Trump may well hold the record for eliciting the most simultaneous eye rolls from the general public. And no one is safe from his asinine opinions -- not the President, not the Royal Family, and certainly not Robert Pattinson.
‘X Factor’ Recap: Find Out Which Four From Each Team Made It to the Live Shows
Okay, so, if you were with us last week, you know all about the baseball rain delay that caused 'X Factor' to begin 45 minutes late. And then some... genius at FOX decided to cut the show short to air 'The Mindy Project' - not that we mind, because we love Mindy Kaling, but we had a job to do here, kids. Anyway, tonight, the last hour of the episode was shown (we last left off in the middle of Dem
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel Could be Married by Monday
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly saying arrivederci to single life this weekend -- and tying the knot in Italy.
John Mayer + Katy Perry May Be the Most Boring Couple Ever [PHOTO]
It looks as though Katy Perry is still on that disastrous trip-to-nowhere known as dating John Mayer. The on-again, off-again, on-again couple were spotted out on Tuesday night dining in New York City for Mayer's 35th birthday.
But anyone expecting drunken antics or a messy public break-up was sadly disappointed.
Emily Maynard + Jef Holm Break Up, Help ‘The Bachelorette’ Maintain Its Record of Failure
In the least surprising news of the day, Emily Maynard and Jef Holm of 'The Bachelorette' have called it quits just three months after they got engaged on the show, making them the eleventy-millionth couple from the franchise to go belly-up.
Journey Guitarist Neal Schon Proposes to White House Gate-Crasher Michaele Salahi [VIDEO]
It's a tale as old as time: Girl meets boy, girl marries other boy and achieves cheap tawdry fame on a reality show, then girl goes back to the first boy and gets a marriage proposal on stage.
Demi Moore Is Unhappy About Ashton + Mila Hookup. Because Duh.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned -- and even pretty MILFs like Demi Moore are no exception to the rule.
A lot of people were surprised when it became clear that Moore's soon-to-be-ex-husband Ashton Kutcher is swapping spit with former 'That '70s Show' co-star Mila Kunis, but -- horny guys of various persuasions aside -- no one took the news quite as hard as Demi.