Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Rosie O’Donnell Willing to Play Steve Bannon on ‘SNL’ to Enrage Donald Trump
"Available -- if called i will serve !!!"
Lady Gaga’s Album Sales Soar Following Super Bowl Performance
Lady Gaga's stellar Super Bowl 2017 performance not only earned the "Perfect Illusion" singer new fans, but it also resulted in a significant increase in record and album sales.
Did Lady Gaga Really Jump Off the Roof of Houston’s NRG Stadium During Super Bowl 2017?
The beginning of Gaga's Super Bowl set left fans with the burning question: Did she really jump from the stadium roof?
Kylie Jenner Denies Requesting Darker Skin Tone for Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
'I'm not trying to make my wax figure darker than I am, you f---king idiots.'
J.K. Rowling Tells Former Fan Intent on Burning ‘Potter’ Books to ‘Borrow My Lighter’
"Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money," she wrote.
Kim Kardashian Offers Testimony in Paris Robbery Case
Kim Kardashian is reportedly in New York City speaking with the judge overseeing her Paris robbery case.
Johnny Depp’s Superfluous Spending Led to Money Loss, Claims Countersuit
Depp, apparently, spends money the way only a caricature of a famous rich person could.
Shock: ‘Bachelor’ Villain Corinne Is Playing ‘Exaggerated’ Version of Herself, Says Ex
'She's not really that dumb.'
Lady Gaga Will Be Suspended From Stadium Roof for Super Bowl Performance
It's a lavish stunt expected from Gaga, but the 'Perfect Illusion' singer admits she didn't think of it herself.
Original ‘Hamilton’ Cast Members to Reunite for Super Bowl 2017 Performance
The Schuyler sisters are back. Sort of.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Ryan Reynolds Deserves Oscar Nomination for ‘Deadpool’
"Sure, it's a comic book movie and it's made a lot of money — but that doesn't subtract from Ryan's extraordinary work."
Frances Bean Cobain, Hater of ’90s Fashion, Models 2017 Marc Jacobs Campaign
Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of rock legends Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, will serve as the face of Marc Jacobs’ Spring/Summer 2017 campaign.