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David Spade Weighs In on Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest as She Goes Into Hiding [VIDEO]
Reese Witherspoon continues to take heat for playing the celebrity card when her husband, Jim Toth, was arrested for a DUI last week. This time? The flack came from David Spade.
And while you may not like him, you can't argue with his logic here.
3 Doors Down Bassist Todd Harnell Charged With Vehicular Homicide After Car Crash [MUGSHOT]
Robert Todd Harrell, the 41-year-old bassist for 3 Doors Down, was charged with vehicular homicide after a fatal crash in Nashville on Friday, April 19.
Reese Witherspoon Is Really Sorry About Going All Tracy Flick on the Cops
As you've probably heard by now, 'Election' star Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday, April 12, after her husband Jim Toth got a DUI and she got mouthy and self-important with law enforcement in a rather Tracy Flick-esque manner.
But now she's issued a mea culpa.
Joan Rivers Didn’t Even Blink At Gwyneth Paltrow’s Botox Shade
Gwyneth Paltrow recently said she'd never do Botox again because the injections made her look like Joan Rivers. But Joan may as well be Honey Badger, because she just doesn't care.
Kelly Ripa + Regis Philbin Don’t Speak Anymore
For over a decade, Kelly Ripa co-hosted 'Live!' with Regis Philbin (after filling the impressive but wobbly shoes of Kathie Lee Gifford). But these days, Kelly and Reeg aren't the closest of friends.
‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Has So Many Sex Tape Stories That She Can’t Even Keep Them All Straight
Originally, 'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham was just your average girl next door with a sex tape being shopped by anonymous sources to porn distributors. You know, the usual attentionista stuff.
Then it turned out she was doing that shopping herself. Now? She's just straight-up confused.
Halle Berry Is Pregnant
Start knitting those baby booties -- Halle Berry and and fiance Oliver Martinez are expecting.
Halle Berry Wants Congress to Keep People From Photographing Her Kid
When it comes to her 5-year-old daughter, Halle Berry can be pretty protective. After a failing bid last year to move to France with her child Nahla (where laws about photographing the children of celebrities are much more stringent), Berry now plans to push US lawmakers to fix the problem for her.
Jimmy Fallon Is a Lock for ‘The Tonight Show,’ Which Is Even Moving Back to NYC for Him
Rumors about an impending late-night shakeup have come to a head, proving that internet rumors are always true (they're not always true).
Reports that NBC is not only giving the imitable Jimmy Fallon a turn at the 'Tonight Show' helm, but also moving the program back to its old stomping grounds -- New York City -- have all but been confirmed by top executives.
Kelsey + Camille Grammer Engaged in a Brutal Battle of Bedroom Warfare
Ever since their divorce in 2011, Kelsey and Camille Grammer have been engaged in a tense and very public battle. And recently, the fighting has turned to the most important issue with which a couple can grapple: lumbar support.
Because it seems Camille sent a team of movers to remove their marital bed from Kelsey's home.
Sofia Vergara Is Freezing Her Genetically-Perfect Eggs for Future Use
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Over easy? No? Okay, how about frozen?
Seems that's how Sofia Vergara likes hers, because she's the latest celebrity to announce she wants to ensure her oven is ready for bun-making -- whenever she decides to knead the dough. So to speak.
Jay Leno Molts His Nice Guy Image, Ironically Calls NBC Execs ‘Snakes’
With age comes wisdom and, sometimes, just not caring anymore. A good example is talk show veteran Jay Leno, who dropped subtlety during his opening monologue on Monday, March 18.