I'm just an average man with an average life. Oh, wait. That's already been used in a song. Anyway, I'm a Lafayette native, graduate of Beau Chêne High School and Princeton University, and a lifelong (mostly suffering) New Orleans Saints fan. Growing up, I wanted to be the world heavyweight champion. I've at least attained heavyweight status. I've been told that if I were a wrestler, I'd be called the "Hot Mess Express."
Ian Auzenne
2020 Jazz Fest Lineup Released
Jazz Fest is three months away, and the long-awaited lineup for the 2020 event is now out.
Report: Networks Courting Drew Brees to Be Commentator
Drew Brees hasn't yet said if he's retiring or returning to play for the New Orleans Saints next season, but that's not stopping potential future employers from reaching out to the quarterback.
Saints Turn Locker Room Into Nightclub After Big Win
If you're the New Orleans Saints, how do you celebrate a record performance and a massive beatdown of your opponents? By turning the locker room into a nightclub!
Woman Arrested, Accused Of Pouring Booze Down Drive-Thru Worker’s Mouth
An Oregon woman is facing a DUI charge after police say she poured Hennessy into the mouth of a Taco Bell drive-thru worker.
Truck Spills Cane Syrup In French Quarter
New Orleans public works crews are in the process of cleaning up a cane syrup spill on North Rampart Street.
Steer’s Horns Break Guinness World Record
A Texas longhorn living in Alabama has set a new Guinness World Record--and that's no bull.