Bears Fight in Quiet Neighborhood, Property Values Plummet

Life in the suburbs is not nearly as quiet as you think.

Look at these two bears -- yes, bears -- fight outside of a house in Rockaway, New Jersey.

Hey, wait a minute. This is in suburbs, not some rough-and-tumble inner city dystopia. These things aren't supposed to happen in the bucolic world of shrubbery, school buses and cul-de-sacs.

We'd like to think the homeowner was about to run outside shouting, "Hey, you kids get off my lawn," only to realize they were bears and withdraw into his house because you don't tell two bears in the heat of battle to do anything.