The solar eclipse is happening April 8, and a restaurant in Louisiana and Texas wants you to watch safely by offering free eclipse glasses with drink purchase.
Is Texas getting ready for a solar eclipse or the apocalypse and what do STDs have to do with it? And an even better question, is Texas ready for what happens April 8th?
No, it is not because the aliens that are planning to take over our planet will be jamming up the systems so there's no way we can call for help when they arrive during the solar eclipse. (Well, at least we've not officially heard that being confirmed. Yes, I'm kidding for Pete's sake.)
Besides, if aliens were going to be invading our entire planet, who on earth would we call for help anyway?
The Federal Aviation Administration has issued a warning for air travelers in Louisiana and Texas who might be flying at the same time of the solar eclipse.