Charlie Sheen — Then and Now

I've had a bit of a theory for some time now, and my theory goes something like this: If you could show someone who's 20 a photo of how they're going to look at 40, about 90 percent would scream and vow to the heavens that whatever they'd done to end up looking like that would never happen. Which leads us to Charlie Sheen.

What do you think Charlie the youthful scene-stealer in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" would say if he could see the Sheen of 'tiger's blood' or 'winning' infamy?

Would he swear off the stuff, whatever his laundry list of 'stuff' happened to be? Or would he (like many of us) just wince once or twice and ask for another tequila shot?