Excuses For Being Late To Work That Only SBC Workers Can Use

If you were late to work this morning, don't feel bad. A recent survey from CareerBuilder said that 13% of employees admitted to being late to work at least once a week.

If you live in Shreveport-Bossier, here's some excuses that your boss would buy 100% of the time!

Tried To cross Mansfield-Bert Kouns intersection on half a tank of gas...didn't make it.

Stuck behind someone who just HAD to turn left onto Market off of Texas St.

Stopped by Southern Maid on the way in. "Accidentally" ate six. Needed a nap.

The smell from the water treatment plant on Arthur Ray Teague knocked me unconscious.

Parades...Parades freaking EVERYWHERE!!

That's what I came up with, anyway. See how it stacks up with some of the most outrageous excuses out there.