Eleven Reasons Why Southern Women Stand Out From The Crowd
I just don't know how those poor girls on the Miss America Pageant do it. I'm talking about the ones that come from distant places like Rhode Island or Washington State.
I can only imagine how inadequate they feel the minute they show up for all of that special week's events. They are there to truly represent the best their state has to offer. I'm sure they're feeling pretty confident and possibly even have an extra pep to their step.
And then it happens. The southern girls begin to show up. With each passing state, Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas; those northern girls begin to lose confidence. Mississippi, Tennessee, Louisiana; by the time that southern parade is over, those poor girls are ready to board the next plane out and hit the judges from their home state square in the mouth. It's really unfair. God love 'em.
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Okay, so maybe it's not really that bad, but I still contend that God's finest creation was woman, and he put all the best ones south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
In fact, if you paid attention in Sunday School, you learned that God put so much into creating woman, that the minute he was done, he had to take the next day off.
But I'm here to tell you that there are differences between Southern women and all the other women! Those "Southern" women are the absolute best, and the main cause for God's holiday after their creation.
Ever noticed that God made woman from a rib? Not the heart; not an eye. Nope, he made her from man’s rib. And there’s only one thing a redneck, southern man loves more than a big old slab of barbecued baby back ribs and that's his woman! The big guy up top knows his stuff.
Southern women; they are not only beautiful, but they’re tough-as-nails and they make the prettiest babies in the world. They love Jesus, bass fishing and Powerball. And that's why we Redneck men are so blessed to have 'em.
Course, he made women in all shapes and sizes. And he scattered them out all over the Earth. But his chosen ones, he put right here in the South!
And there are several differences between all other women and one of the select few chosen to be from down here in God's country.
Just look at the 11 Reasons Southern Women Are Better Than All Others and you'll see!