The crux of the problem is the film's depiction of epic moment when the American flag firmly upon the lunar surface - the film doesn't depict it at all.
"All I wanted to do was go home and have a meal cooked by grandma", the 7 year old told her dad. A second grade student in the Houston area made it home safely after writing her own excuse note to skip going to the after school program in order to catch a ride on the bus to get home.
I feel sorry for some of my co-workers.
Why? All day long, Robert and I were doing our part for... Hold on, let me get into character... Aaarrrgghh, "International Talk Like A Pirate Day!"