The regular skewers meant to make your corn cob easier to handle are as handy as a pocket protector, but these add a whole lot of form to your function, bub.
Who remembers when being a "nerd" was a BAD thing? Lately, it seems that being a nerd is actually acceptable trait to have! But what if you want to hang with more like-minded nerds? Where is, in America, the nerdiest place in the nation?
The answer, avoid the east, aim West.