Rosie O'Donnell

Martha vs. Oprah and Rosie
Martha vs. Oprah and Rosie
Martha vs. Oprah and Rosie
Crafty domestic goddess Martha Stewart has inked a deal with JCPenney that will basically give her a monopoly on the major retailer and simultaneously ban Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell from doing business with the chain -- and that's just for starters. Do not pass the crocheted tea-cozy replica of Go. Do not collect 200 Michael's coupons.