Halloween is the one night of the year that kids of all ages look forward to to get the biggest haul of candy that anyone can imagine! This year they can share the spoils with U.S troops!
Chances are you won't believe me if I tell you that a beavers anal glands produce a delightful smell. What if I told you the smell was so wonderfully delicious that it is called an "natural" flavor?
Where are the best places to take kids trick-or-treating in the SBC? There are some amazing neighborhoods to check out right? I am going to opt out of any neighborhood that isn't well lit.
3. I HATE running. If I loved running I would have a beautiful body like my friends do. So no, I don't want to go to a creepy corn maze with you and get chased by a man in a mask with a machete. This meatball with legs would just roll over and ask him to make my death a quick one. Death > Cardio
The "good" houses know how to specialize in the kind of candy kids in their area like best. When it comes to treats, it's quality over quantity every time.