The Reasons Why Southern Women are Better Than Yankee Women
If you've read between the lines in your Bible, it should come as no surprise that God's finest creation was woman.
In fact, if you paid attention in Sunday School, you noticed that God put so much into creating woman, that the minute he was done, he had to take the next day off.
But I'm here to tell you that there are differences between "Yankee" women and "Southern" women. Those "Southern" women are the absolute best, and the main cause for God's holiday after their creation.
Ever noticed that God made woman from a rib? Not the heart; not an eye. Nope, he made her from man’s rib. And there’s only one thing a man loves more than a big old slab of barbecued baby backs and that's his woman! The big guy up top knows his stuff.
Southern women; they are not only beautiful, but they’re tough-as-nails and they make the prettiest babies in the world. They love Jesus and bass fishing and Powerball. And that's why we Redneck men are so blessed to have 'em.
Course, he made women in all shapes and sizes. And he scattered them out all over the Earth. But his chosen ones, he put right here south of the Mason Dixon. And there are several differences between a “Yankee" woman and one of the select few chosen to be from down here in God's country.
Just look at all the differences I have found between Southern women and Yankee women: