Today we celebrate the might avocado.  The delicious Mexican food and toast staple is getting it's own day, and you get the presents!

According to Brand Eating, restaurants and stores across the county are lining up deals for guac-lovers today.  Locally, at Chipotle, you can get free guacamole on your dish simply for asking!  If you want to recite some avocado-inspired poetry in the process, that's up to you - here are some pretty good examples.